đ Introducing Observability Architect GPT â Your Copilot for All Things Telemetry

Iâve been tinkering with AIâassisted workflows for months, and today Iâm thrilled to announce ObservabilityâŻArchitect GPT, now live in ChatGPT. Think of it as a dropâin teammate that speaks fluent metrics, logs, and traces â and never sleeps.
Why build it? Because every time someone asks, âHow should I instrument my code for distributed tracing?â or âHow do I shard Kafka topics for 10âŻTB/day of logs?â Instead of copyâpasting the same guidance, I encoded my playbooks into a dedicated GPT so anyone can get highâquality answers instantly.
What can you do with it?
- Green-field design â Generate architecture diagrams and component lists for a brandânew telemetry pipeline (e.g., OpenTelemetry â Kafka â Flink â ClickHouse).
- Instrument on the fly â Spit out readyâtoârun code snippets for tracing a Spring Boot service, a Node.js Lambda, or a Rust sidecar.
- Capacity & cost modeling â Forecast storage and egress costs from âWeâll emit 20k spans/sec with 10 attributesâ to a dollar figure in seconds.
- SLO & alert tuning â Suggest errorâbudget policies and alert thresholds that balance reliability and onâcall sanity.
- Rootâcause brainstorming â Walk through failure scenarios (high p99 latency, noisy GC, Kafka backlog) and propose investigative queries in PromQL, LogQL, or SQL.
- Learning & mentoring â Explain, in plain English or deepâdive RFCâstyle, why tailâbased sampling works, how eBPF profiling differs from JFR, or whether to batch or stream your transforms.
How to try it
- Open ChatGPT
- Search for âObservabilityâŻArchitectâ in the GPT store
- Start a conversation: âDesign a multiâtenant metrics pipeline for 5MâŻtimeâseries/sec.â Watch it go to work!

Join the feedback loop
Iâll keep refining the model with realâworld questions and new patterns. Have a crazy useâcase? Found a blind spot? DM me on LinkedIn â Iâd love to fold your edge cases into the next update.
Until then, happy instrumenting!