đ Introducing Observability Architect GPT â Your Copilot for All Things Telemetry
Iâve been tinkering with AIâassisted workflows for months, and today Iâm thrilled to announce ObservabilityâŻArchitect GPT, now live in ChatGPT. Think of it as a dropâin teammate that speaks fluent metrics, logs, and traces â and never sleeps.
Why build it? Because every time someone asks, âHow should I instrument my code for distributed tracing?â or âHow do I shard Kafka topics for 10âŻTB/day of logs?â Instead of copyâpasting the same guidance, I encoded my playbooks into a dedicated GPT so anyone can get highâquality answers instantly.
What can you do with it?
Green-field design â Generate architecture diagrams and component lists for a brandânew telemetry pipeline (e.g., OpenTelemetry â Kafka â Flink â ClickHouse).
Instrument on the fly â Spit out readyâtoârun code snippets for tracing a Spring Boot service, a Node.js Lambda, or a Rust sidecar.
Capacity & cost modeling â Forecast storage and egress costs from âWeâll emit 20k spans/sec with 10 attributesâ to a dollar figure in seconds.
SLO & alert tuning â Suggest errorâbudget policies and alert thresholds that balance reliability and onâcall sanity.
Rootâcause brainstorming â Walk through failure scenarios (high p99 latency, noisy GC, Kafka backlog) and propose investigative queries in PromQL, LogQL, or SQL.
Learning & mentoring â Explain, in plain English or deepâdive RFCâstyle, why tailâbased sampling works, how eBPF profiling differs from JFR, or whether to batch or stream your transforms.
How to try it
Open ChatGPT
Search for âObservabilityâŻArchitectâ in the GPT store
Start a conversation: âDesign a multiâtenant metrics pipeline for 5MâŻtimeâseries/sec.â Watch it go to work!
Join the feedback loop
Iâll keep refining the model with realâworld questions and new patterns. Have a crazy useâcase? Found a blind spot? DM me on LinkedIn â Iâd love to fold your edge cases into the next update.
Until then, happy instrumenting!


